The Verdict

The crust is tasty and crispy, the filling is not-too-sweet and perfectly spiced

I don't know what to say, I don't like pies. It was fine, I guess?

This recipe is, really fucking big. It calls for a full half-sheet pan, I halved the recipe and did it in a quarter sheet pan. I gave half to my neighbours and still had enough to enjoy and eat with other people.

Don't make the full thing unless you're literally hosting a rager.

Troy's pro tip

When it tells you to wait for it to cool in order to lift it out of the pan, listen.

The neighbours were cutting down a couple of their trees and we asked them to take down one of our dead ones while they were doing it.

They considered the pie plus a pint of Kind Ice Cream to be sufficient payment.